Monday, April 26, 2010

West Launceston cyclist sacrifices manhood in search of triathlon glory.

This morning triathlete Mal Gulliver rode 50km from his hilly West Launceston training base to the Rosevears fish shop. Gulliver reportedly averaged a superhuman 29.5kph.
Gulliver said of his rode "brrrrrrrrr....I cant feel my fingers or my ballssssssssss...brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
When asked what drives him Gulliver replied "brrrrrrrr....must beat pilko this year......brrrrrrrr".
Vive la Gulliver!

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